Russian Conspiracy Cult Intervention for Bad Journos
"This is a sex cult masquerading as a political movement. The idol, as in phallocentric cults and religions of long ago, is not the penis but the vagina. In this cult, the underlying belief system...
View ArticleScientists Remove Gene Mutation Responsible for CNN Reporters
The Nobel Prize committee has just announced a new nominee in the science department. Geneticist Dr. Hung Lo of MIT has not only discovered a way to remove and repair defective genes responsible for...
View ArticleLocal Woman Happy as Fuck She Caused Hillary to Lose
Linda V. Clemmons, 24, admitted today that her refusing to vote in 2016 was "the key reason Hillary Clinton got her ass handed to her on a platter" in the presidential election and that it makes her...
View ArticleSleepless Jeff Bezos Still Has Millions of “What Happened” 1 Star Reviews to...
A sleepless Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, distraught over the poor reception of Hillary Clinton's latest book, has gone six days without batting an eye in a desperate effort to delete millions of one star...
View ArticleHillary’s Garden Hose Nervously Waiting to Be Blamed For Election Loss
It's coming. You know it, I know it, her garden hose knows it.
View ArticleGreen Bay Packers Invite Fans to Interlock Arms During Anthem, Honor...
Breaking: The Green Bay Packers invited fans to join them in interlocking their arms during the national anthem as a show of solidarity with the football team, and Broadway. Already gearing up for a...
View ArticleIn Brief: Hillary Opens Campaign Office at Las Vegas Hospital
Before any of the bodies have even been buried, Hillary Clinton opened her 2020 campaign office in a Las Vegas hospital "to be accessible to family members for comfort, and to be responsive to their...
View ArticleBattered Pundit Joy Reid Posts Hillary’s Bail After Lover’s Quarrel
Battered Pundit Syndrome often results when the abuse and scandalous, criminal behavior of a politician causes pundits to publicly humiliate themselves when defending or endorsing them. As their...
View ArticleRachel Maddow Wows with New Haircut
Sexy! [UPDATE: It has been alleged that this is Chris Hayes, not Rachel Maddow. Wrong! We stand by our assertion that is indeed Maddow because Maddow looks like Buddy Holly.]
View ArticleIn Brief: American Cult Association Distances Itself from DNC, Hillary
The American Cult Association issued a statement today declaring Donna Brazile's comparison of the DNC to a "cult" demeaned the term and demanded a retraction.
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Maxine Waters Challenges Trump to IQ Test, Misspells “IQ”
"I will challenge you, President Trump, to take an I Kew [sic] test, and we'll see who is smarter than who!" Waters wrote in a letter to the White House.
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Dem Operatives Mull Plan to “Frag” Hillary Before Elections
At the same time, one thing remained clear to some supporters of the former Democratic nominee. “I think the party has moved on from Hillary Clinton,” the former senior Clinton aide said.
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Boycott These CNN Advertisers. With Extreme Prejudice.
The Children's Crusade didn't end well. And it won't end well this time, either. The script is simple. The network is promulgating a demagogue and crisis actor as we can see in this video shot by a...
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How to Make Delicious Predator Cookies
Celebrate the upcoming release of The Predator with delicious cookies to blow your friends away.
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Michael Moore Truth Campaign Begins With Admission He’s Anorexic, Didn’t Know...
Brave Michael Moore has come clean in his new Truth campaign. "I am only 95 lbs. and I am starting to worry about my weight," he said sadly. "I may have anorexia." When asked if there were other deeper...
View ArticleHillary is Political Herpes, a Gift That Keeps on Giving
Political herpes Hillary Clinton is a gift that keeps on giving, and she's flaring up again in time to lose again in 2020.
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